Sandy wrote:

Cilogy wrote:

Crazy Eight wrote:
Agree.

I feel like he would constantly be critiquing my method the whole way through.

"For all the confident flirting and foreplay, I'd hoped you learned how to properly do me from behind. You haven't."

"A more straightforward process would have helped, but because your love-making issues extend to jumping between rough stroking, weird licking, sloppy kissing, and awkward fingering, I may have been left nearly as puzzled."

"You are a very confused lover, and that's largely due to biting off a lot more than you could chew."

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