m4st4 wrote:

T3DDY_BL4SS-2009 - our own robot hand! Often miscalculates, never in handy.

Crew member roles:

m4 - sceptic/comic relief, general nuisance but avoids death with 99% accuracy ala Jar-Jar
ChristNolan - overseer of the corn lab, trippy most of the time, says 'pull my finger a lot'
RatedR - Head Doctor/Surgeon, his operation table is rated-R for disturbing scenes of violence
11072014 - PhD - dies staring at the Sun with no sunglasses and loves it
Ruth - awesome & sexy engineer, loves oily machines more than men
Panapaok - engineer and colleague of dr. Ruth, weird cliché accent
Lionheart - hot dude, gets all the alien (three headed) chicks, also - alien std
BaleFan - ghost member of a previous crew, a bit of a creep, likes to visit engineering
Yusuf Dazz - The Sacrifice - always draws the short straw, gets left behind, plays Mr. Likeable Guy, eventually turns evil
Picklen - He's the chef. Prepares delicious food for everyone. Food shortage? Fret not, plenty of crew members.
aleks989 - 'Smoker'- misterious man who wants to stop the NF expedition, disguised as a (sex) toy maker
DoubleD - delusional crew member who believes he has already 'seen the light'
antovolk - the guy in charge of the in-flight entertainment. Featuring true IMAX versions of films and unreleased trailers (apart from the new one for this film called Interstellar cause some idiot thought it would be funny to encrypt it) with DTS DOLBY HD MASTER AUDIO ATMOS AURA 52.52 surround sound
Bacon - A Spiritual Guide - his master, father Grigori, was a victim of chef Picklen due to food shortage near Saturn; he is a preacher. A special sermon is prepared if the ship catches on fire, it's a manuscript worth of 500 pages.
EnzoTheBaker - Picklen's numero uno baker - NOT from 221B Baker Street, just don't ask him, he hates it every time!
anepicmoviereviewer - antovolk's assistant, techie, his dream is to catch a looping deep space S.O.S. signal
thegreypilgrim - believes Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain are part of the crew. However, they are on a separate mission for the movie called 'Interstellar', has a couple of volleyballs with drawn faces called Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain
Pratham - Computer guy, mostly services T3DDY_BL4SS-2009 (although he wishes it was Ruth), but the damn plastic keeps on breaking... or planning a violent takeover of the entire ship!
TehBatGetsBraked - Historian, writing down all them bootylicous adventures in space like A.C. Clarke, GRRM and Carl Sagan combined!
MiracleSleeper2 - AndroidSleeper 2 - the only non-organic member of the crew (apart from constantly jealous T3DDY_BL4SS-2009). At some point, his head will be severely severed, and he will talk. Also has a form of robotic narcolepsy, means he regularly restarts or shuts down when you need him.
chinn70 - The Optimist - he believes that glass is always full, even when it's clearly fokken empty; he also believes there's water on every planet because 'You just have to believeee'

m4st4 wrote:Chinn and Bacon, done and done.

1) If you want to come on board the hype shuttle, post your wishes here
2) You also need to choose your role within the NF crew
3) Have fun! (Monica Bellucci line delivery from Matrix Reloaded, only non-sarcastic

m4st4 wrote:

Cilogy wrote:so what's my role?

You can choose your role, dummy. Proposal - ship's most extraordinary pessimist

11072014 wrote:All newbies:


We're watching you.