Inception-- The Abridged Script

This 2010 contemporary sci-fi actioner follows a subconscious security team around the globe and into the intimate and infinite world of dreams.
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Didn't see that this had been posted yet (if it is, just shut this one down) because I didn't feel like wading through 77 pages worth of topics.

But I go to the-editing-room.com a lot to see abridged scripts this guy writes, and Inception is one of his most recent ones. Now, I love Inception, it was my favorite movie of the year, but I thought this was hysterical.

Enjoy all: http://www.the-editing-room.com/inception.html

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Love the site too. I've been following for over a year now. The script is funny as hell, but The Social Network is gold. :lol:

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This is the best part:
THE TEAM finds themselves in a rain-soaked city.

JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT

Dammit Dileep, why didn’t you go to the bathroom before this?

DILEEP RAO

Pee humor, lovely. Hate to see what happens when the dreamer has to take a huge dump.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mr. Caine wrote:This is the best part:
THE TEAM finds themselves in a rain-soaked city.

JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT

Dammit Dileep, why didn’t you go to the bathroom before this?

DILEEP RAO

Pee humor, lovely. Hate to see what happens when the dreamer has to take a huge dump.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:batface:

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My favorite bit is mentioning how much easier it would've been to have his children moved to France.

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sanford wrote:My favorite bit is mentioning how much easier it would've been to have his children moved to France.
I can't believe people still don't get that part. Cobb can still get arrested in France.

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He can get arrested anywhere. Just not as quickly as America.

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sanford wrote:He can get arrested anywhere. Just not as quickly as America.
Yea, and that's why he needs to do inception so he can't get arrested.

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What's the point in this?

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Mr. Caine wrote: ....Hate to see what happens when the dreamer has to take a huge dump.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Probably muddy rain like in Greece. Hands-down, the nastiest rain I've ever experienced.

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