TehBatGetsBraked wrote:Had the nerdiest conversation with my Italian teacher after class about superhero movies.
Spill the beans.
Me (to friend): Are you going to see the Avengers?
Friend: Nah.
Me: It'll probably be a bit of a clusterfudge. (To teacher) Didn't you say you wan't to see it?
Teacher: It's gonna be awesome!!
Me: Uh-huh...Well Dark Knight Rises is gonna poop all over it.
Teacher: Poop all over it?!
Me: Yes. Avengers doesn't stand a chance.
Teacher: I wanna see Dark Knight too!
Me: GOOD. The new Spiderman'll be good too.
Friend: Nah.
Me: I don't know, I've heard good things. They did a 3-minute preview thing I think. Kind of like the TDKR one. I heard it was good.
Teacher: They're making a new Spiderman?!
Friend: Yeah, they're pretty much starting over.
Me: No Sam Raimi
Teacher : What? God, is that all they can do now a days?
Me: They're making a new Superman, too.
Teacher: Seriously? I mean at least Batman was around for a while
Me: The old ones; then they did it again and it was done really good in '05.
Teacher: Exactly! I mean Batman; OK. But who wants to see a new Superman?
Me: You're gonna love this...after the Christopher Nolan Batman ends, because they are ending it, thats all they're saying, in all the trailer, y'know, "The Legend Ends," WB is making another Batman franchise unrelated to the current ones in a few years.
Teacher: Does it have Christian Bale?
Me: Nope.
Teacher: WHATTTTTT?!
Me: Yep.
Teacher: That is so stupid
Me (now leaving): Oh, what do you think of the Batman Voice? The HOCKEYPADS voice?