I masturbated to porn last night.
Confess Your Sins Thread
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I never should've sent you that vid of my cat.Based4Life wrote:I masturbated to porn last night.
I have like 17 different accounts on NF.
If she plays cranium she gives good brainium.
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I stole an old ladies' panties from the laundromat the other day.
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I'm an anti-gay marriage family values Republican who secretly chases after young boys and cruises for sex in public restrooms.
We all know that so you dont have to clear it up. Thanks anyways.Celestin wrote:I'm an anti-gay marriage family values Republican who secretly chases after young boys and cruises for sex in public restrooms.
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Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I close my eyes, but I can still see her tits bouncing... When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
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I could've just said "I'm ryan4butler" but I wanted to be more specific.ryan4butler wrote:We all know that so you dont have to clear it up. Thanks anyways.Celestin wrote:I'm an anti-gay marriage family values Republican who secretly chases after young boys and cruises for sex in public restrooms.
Masturbation
Not going to church
Not praying
Arguing against certain religious teachings
Laziness
Lying
Now I don't have a guilty conscious even though I don't regard the first four as immoral.
Not going to church
Not praying
Arguing against certain religious teachings
Laziness
Lying
Now I don't have a guilty conscious even though I don't regard the first four as immoral.
"When art imitates life"
you got me good.Celestin wrote:I could've just said "I'm ryan4butler" but I wanted to be more specific.ryan4butler wrote: We all know that so you dont have to clear it up. Thanks anyways.
Brave New World