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Tell a Joke!

Posted: July 10th, 2012, 2:36 am
by NoMoreDeadCops
If you know a hilarious joke or just heard one you just have to share, post it here. Soon we will have a compendium of the greatest, or in some cases the worst, jokes ever told by fans of Christopher Nolan. Keep it clean enough to not tick off mods and try to avoid racism and such.

Post the first part of the joke like this:

"Did you know my poor old great grandfather died in Auschwitz?"

Then post the punchline in spoiler tags like this:
"Yeah...he fell off of a guardtower."
Now that joke is okay but you can do better I'm sure. Joke it up people!

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Tell a Joke!

Posted: July 10th, 2012, 3:44 am
by steveportee
Your face.

/thread.

Tell a Joke!

Posted: July 10th, 2012, 3:45 am
by TehBatGetsBraked
Knock knock.

Tell a Joke!

Posted: July 10th, 2012, 3:56 am
by SantomTheWhite
I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day, because that means it's going to be up all night.

Tell a Joke!

Posted: July 10th, 2012, 4:04 am
by NoMoreDeadCops
steportee wrote:Your face.

/thread.
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TehBatGetsBraked wrote:Knock knock.
Who's there?
SantomtheWhite wrote:I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day, because that means it's going to be up all night.
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Keep them coming.

Tell a Joke!

Posted: July 10th, 2012, 4:07 am
by TehBatGetsBraked
NoMoreDeadCops wrote:
TehBatGetsBraked wrote:Knock knock.
Who's there?
I was in all along

Tell a Joke!

Posted: July 10th, 2012, 4:09 am
by NoMoreDeadCops
TehBatGetsBraked wrote:I was in all along
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Tell a Joke!

Posted: July 10th, 2012, 4:10 am
by Mr. Caine

Tell a Joke!

Posted: July 10th, 2012, 4:11 am
by TehBatGetsBraked
Mr. Caine wrote:
Me and my mudder love that show.

Tell a Joke!

Posted: July 10th, 2012, 4:14 am
by NoMoreDeadCops
TehBatGetsBraked wrote: Me and my mudder love that show.
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