Lepricon Wesley - Memento Spoof

The famous 2000 film that put Christopher Nolan on the map tells the story of a man on the hunt for the man he thinks killed his wife.
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There is a new icon in Belgium / The Netherlands. He is a lepricon, and is called Wesley (In Dutch: Kabouter Wesley). Episodes of Lepricon Wesley are usualy not longer then 2 minutes and are awesome! In the new episode (released yesterday), the maker (it's actually one person) spoofed Memento.

Watch Episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgmmrDYFVA4

Translation to English:
Narrator: End of this adventure.

Narrator: A little earlier
Wesley: I'll tell you farmer, Memento is a lousy movie!
Farmer: Yeah, the beginning was a bit predictible.

Narrator: A little earlier
Wesley: Goddamnit, stop laughing at me!
TV-crew: Ah please, just a little longer.
Wesley: okay.
Farmer: Come, let's get drunk in the bar!
Wesley: okey.
TV-crew: We're not going.
Wesley: I'll tell you farmer, Memento is a lousy movie!

Narrator: A little earlier
TV-crew: Excuse me, we are making a documentairy about embarising moments.
Wesley: Embarising moments...No, I'm affraid I have to dissapoint you.
Wesley: Goddamnit, stop laughing at me!

Narrator: A little earlier
Farmer: Yo Garage-dude, I need to go to a costumer
Garage-dude: Just two more minutes, I have to check the brakes
Farmer: No, we don't need that for sure!
Garage-dude: well okay.
Famer: Ohoo, the manure is yet to come. Oh no, my brakes! I hope there is an emergancy eject chair! Oef, fortunately it does. Just in time.
TV-crew: Excuse me, we are making a documentairy about embarising moments.

Narrator: A little earlier
Farmer: Hello, this is farmer Dirk?
Wesley (on phone): Hello, can you send thousand gallons of manure please?
Farmer (on phone): Can it be dirty manure of sick pigs?
Wesley: Yes, and if it smells it's also alright.
Farmer: Yo Garage-dude, I need to go to a costumer

Narrator: A little earlier
Narrator: On a day
Wesley: I just took a bath. Oh no, my radishes are ruined. There is not enough poo on it.

Farmer: Hello, this is farmer Dirk?
Wesley (on phone): Hello, can you send thousand gallons of manure please?
Farmer (on phone): Can it be dirty manure of sick pigs?
Wesley: Yes, and if it smells it's also alright.
Farmer: Yo Garage-dude, I need to go to a costumer
Garage-dude: Just two more minutes, I have to check the brakes
Farmer: No, we don't need that for sure!
Garage-dude: well okay.
Famer: Ohoo, the manure is yet to come. Oh no, my brakes! I hope there is an emergancy eject chair! Oef, fortunately it does. Just in time.
TV-crew: Excuse me, we are making a documentairy about embarising moments.
Wesley: Embarising moments...No, I'm affraid I have to dissapoint you.
Wesley: Goddamnit, stop laughing at me!
TV-crew: Ah please, just a little longer.
Wesley: okay.
Farmer: Come, let's get drunk in the bar!
Wesley: okey.
TV-crew: We're not going.
Wesley: I'll tell you farmer, Memento is a lousy movie!
Farmer: Yeah, the beginning was a bit predictible.
Narrator: End of this adventure.
It was funny, though I guess you non-Dutch speaking guys don't really get it (and not because you are stupid or something, you know what I mean).
David emerges from the store slowly. He braces himself against a parked car and then keeps on walking in a nightmarish daze.

WE PULL BACK as David blends in with dozens and dozens of ordinary people, walking on an ordinary street, in an ordinary city.

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Potentially a good spoof, but I don't understand a word of Dutch.

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chee wrote:Potentially a good spoof, but I don't understand a word of Dutch.
You know what they say: some English sailor once tried to speak German when he was drunk, and he invented the Dutch language :D

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DHOPW42 wrote:You know what they say: some English sailor once tried to speak German when he was drunk, and he invented the Dutch language :D
Do you have a death wish? :evil:
David emerges from the store slowly. He braces himself against a parked car and then keeps on walking in a nightmarish daze.

WE PULL BACK as David blends in with dozens and dozens of ordinary people, walking on an ordinary street, in an ordinary city.

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Erik wrote:
DHOPW42 wrote:You know what they say: some English sailor once tried to speak German when he was drunk, and he invented the Dutch language :D
Do you have a death wish? :evil:
Sorry, no offense, mate :D I love your language 8-)

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Okay, then it is forgiven! ;)
David emerges from the store slowly. He braces himself against a parked car and then keeps on walking in a nightmarish daze.

WE PULL BACK as David blends in with dozens and dozens of ordinary people, walking on an ordinary street, in an ordinary city.

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I know a little German. :?

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Jawol, das ist ganz geil!
David emerges from the store slowly. He braces himself against a parked car and then keeps on walking in a nightmarish daze.

WE PULL BACK as David blends in with dozens and dozens of ordinary people, walking on an ordinary street, in an ordinary city.

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chee wrote:I know a little German. :?
Ich auch :D

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