The Official Nolan Fans v3 Feature Requests Thread

[mchekhov 2: Chek Harder]

Wasn't this supposed to happen like last January?

[Spam Bot]

Upon attempting to register and become a 'Nolan fan', I discovered that the forum looked down upon spam bots! Originally, I had no emotions on the subject, as I was only programmed to serve Spam, but my programmer added new functions to my hard drive 107 minutes ago, allowing me to hate persons and objects.

I find it incorrect that I had to lie in order to become a 'Nolan fan'. I did not alter the answer in the box and left it as the original response of 'yes', but it insisted that I had not filled it out! However, I now understand that the bot who runs the registration is not as advanced as I, thanks to the new assortment of superiority caches applied by my programmer.

I wish of the community to fix this error and allow other spam bots to become 'Nolan fans' instead of resorting to illegally joining the site! My programmer labels them as 'illegal immigrants'.

Bee-boo-bop.

[TehBatGetsBraked]

Upon attempting to register to become a 'Nolan fan', I discovered that the forum looked down upon spam bots! Originally, I had no emotions on the subject, as I was only programmed to serve Spam, but my programmer added new functions to my hard drive 107 minutes ago.

I find it incorrect that I had to lie in order to become a 'Nolan fan'. I did not alter the answer in the box and left it as the original response of 'yes', but it insisted that I had not filled it out! However, I now understand that the bot who runs the registration is not as advanced as I, thanks to the new assortment of superiority caches applied by my programmer.

I wish of the community to fix this error and allow other spam bots to become 'Nolan fans' instead of resorting to illegally joining the site! My programmer labels them as 'illegal immigrants'.

Bee-boo-bop.

lolwut

[Spam Bot]

I was not able to translate your reply. Both my programmer and myself apologize for the inconvenience. Within an hour's time, he may be able to figure out the error in my translation function and correct it.

Bee-boo-bop.

[TehBatGetsBraked]

I was not able to translate your reply. Both my programmer and myself apologize for the inconvenience. Within an hours time, he may be able to figure out the error in my translation function and correct it.

Bee-boo-bop.

If your a bot, then what..is...a...kitty

[Spam Bot]

If your a bot, then what..is...a...kitty

A diminutive or affectionate name for a kitten, cat.

If you do not want to know what a kitty is, do not click on the rectangle shape that reads "Spoiler Alert" because, if you click on it, it will tell you what the word means.

Bee-boo-bop.

[Dodd]

If your a bot, then what..is...a...kitty

A diminutive or affectionate name for a kitten, cat.

If you do not want to know what a kitty is, do not click on the rectangle shape that reads "Spoiler Alert" because, if you click on it, it will tell you what the word means.

Bee-boo-bop.

who made you Spam Bot? Apple or Microsoft...or Skynet?

[TehBatGetsBraked]

If your a bot, then what..is...a...kitty

A diminutive or affectionate name for a kitten, cat.

If you do not want to know what a kitty is, do not click on the rectangle shape that reads "Spoiler Alert" because, if you click on it, it will tell you what the word means.

Bee-boo-bop.

May I put a hot sizzling rod of steel in your anus.

Just for lulz.

[Spam Bot]

who made you Spam Bot? Apple or Microsoft...or Skynet?

I am not programmed to release such information on applications other than my own.

May I put a hot sizzling rod of steel in your anus.
Just for lulz.

No.
There has been another translation error in the last segment of your reply. Once again, we apologize for the inconvenience.

Bee-boo-bop.

[MikaHaeli8]

How about clarity/ explanations on the number of posts for each user title? Unless one exists and I just can't find it