What the fuck are you saying?Micool wrote:hah getting mad at reviews already
the stans :hah:
travers review in 2 weeks with a rating of 4/4 stars
book it
cant wait till da trolls come out to play...we all know who
TDKR Reviews Discussion
It reminds me of when the reviews for Inception started coming in. Some people got annoyed if the rating was anything less than perfect. 
Sparknotes, Micool edition:xWhereAmI? wrote:What the fuck are you saying?Micool wrote:hah getting mad at reviews already
the stans :hah:
travers review in 2 weeks with a rating of 4/4 stars
book it
cant wait till da trolls come out to play...we all know who
hah getting mad at reviews already
The first "sentence" indicates earnest displeasure of people's projected expectations of the new film.
the stans :hah:
"The Stans" transcends normal understanding, but to those with deep international understanding of film will recall a 2003 documentary called, "Meet the Stans" released by BBC. In the documentary, filmmaker Simon Reeve travels the world, including Kazaktahn. Perhaps this is meant to be a reference to the mockumentary film Borat, but only the author Micool understands the true meaning.
travers review in 2 weeks with a rating of 4/4 stars
The Rolling Stone film critic Peter Travers will review this film in or earlier than two weeks from today (June 14) and will give a glowing review.
book it
"Book it" can either mean to plan to do something or a command, telling the target to leave immediately. Micool was clearly meaning to highlight the importance of "the stans :hah:" but since nobody knows what the fuck "the stans" are, we have no idea what this motherfucker is trying to say.
cant wait till da trolls come out to play...we all know who
Micool highly anticipates when the trolls (internet lingo for one who peruses message boards in search of making people frustrated by his/her controversial opinion). Micool seems to imply the Nolan Fans community knows who will be "trolling" but is unclear whether they will be trolling reviews, the film, or something else. Perhaps this is a deconstructionist analysis that reveals that Micool is indeed himself a troll.
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Excellent analysis!Falcone wrote:Sparknotes, Micool edition:xWhereAmI? wrote:
What the fuck are you saying?
hah getting mad at reviews already
The first "sentence" indicates earnest displeasure of people's projected expectations of the new film.
the stans :hah:
"The Stans" transcends normal understanding, but to those with deep international understanding of film will recall a 2003 documentary called, "Meet the Stans" released by BBC. In the documentary, filmmaker Simon Reeve travels the world, including Kazaktahn. Perhaps this is meant to be a reference to the mockumentary film Borat, but only the author Micool understands the true meaning.
travers review in 2 weeks with a rating of 4/4 stars
The Rolling Stone film critic Peter Travers will review this film in or earlier than two weeks from today (June 14) and will give a glowing review.
book it
"Book it" can either mean to plan to do something or a command, telling the target to leave immediately. Micool was clearly meaning to highlight the importance of "the stans :hah:" but since nobody knows what the fuck "the stans" are, we have no idea what this motherfucker is trying to say.
cant wait till da trolls come out to play...we all know who
Micool highly anticipates when the trolls (internet lingo for one who peruses message boards in search of making people frustrated by his/her controversial opinion). Micool seems to imply the Nolan Fans community knows who will be "trolling" but is unclear whether they will be trolling reviews, the film, or something else. Perhaps this is a deconstructionist analysis that reveals that Micool is indeed himself a troll.
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My friend's brother's father's sister's daughter's niece saw the movie and gave it a 1/4.Seems Jeep swenson screwed it up.
athabasca wrote:My friend's brother's father's sister's daughter's niece saw the movie and gave it a 1/4.Seems Jeep swenson screwed it up.
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THIS FILM SUCKS CONFIRMED!athabasca wrote:My friend's brother's father's sister's daughter's niece saw the movie and gave it a 1/4.Seems Jeep swenson screwed it up.
Come on guys, we knew this all along. What's his first name..Chris?...This Chris Nolans and his buddy Walter Fyster have a terrible track record.Mr. Caine wrote:THIS FILM SUCKS CONFIRMED!athabasca wrote:My friend's brother's father's sister's daughter's niece saw the movie and gave it a 1/4.Seems Jeep swenson screwed it up.
This is hardly a surprise.
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3.5 is a pretty damn great score, considering its out of 4. And the criticism of length is completely reasonable.
What about Halle Berry and Uwe Boll?athabasca wrote:My friend's brother's father's sister's daughter's niece saw the movie and gave it a 1/4.Seems Jeep swenson screwed it up.
