Nolan Fans

^Please ban the guy.

Not a single one of those make even a little sense

Sup /tv/ Another Nolan thread i see.

Did that BRAVO_CHRIS guy really just copy and paste from that ridiculous "99 reasons why the dark knight rises sucked" article? WOW. What a troll. The same BRAVO CHRIS from a few days ago that people wanted banned and now he's back for more, I'm assuming.

Calling Batman "the Dark Knight" is like calling Papa Smurf "the Blue Patriarch": you're not fooling anyone. It's a children's story about a billionaire who dresses up as a bat to punch criminals on the nose. No normal adult can possibly relate to that, which makes his story inherently boring, unless you're a child, in which case you can enjoy the bits where he rides his super-bike around with his cape flapping behind him like a tit. The scenes where some improbable clown-like supervillain delivers a quasi-philosophical speech are even worse, incidentally.

BRAV0 CHRIS wrote:Calling Batman "the Dark Knight" is like calling Papa Smurf "the Blue Patriarch": you're not fooling anyone. It's a children's story about a billionaire who dresses up as a bat to punch criminals on the nose. No normal adult can possibly relate to that, which makes his story inherently boring, unless you're a child, in which case you can enjoy the bits where he rides his super-bike around with his cape flapping behind him like a tit. The scenes where some improbable clown-like supervillain delivers a quasi-philosophical speech are even worse, incidentally.

BRAV0 CHRIS wrote:Calling Batman "the Dark Knight" is like calling Papa Smurf "the Blue Patriarch": you're not fooling anyone. It's a children's story about a billionaire who dresses up as a bat to punch criminals on the nose. No normal adult can possibly relate to that, which makes his story inherently boring, unless you're a child, in which case you can enjoy the bits where he rides his super-bike around with his cape flapping behind him like a tit. The scenes where some improbable clown-like supervillain delivers a quasi-philosophical speech are even worse, incidentally.

Nice job copying and pasting that troll of a youtube comment that's been going around.

blueberryicedcoffee wrote:Mad deep.

This. Love your banners by the way .

Master Virgo wrote:I think you're asking the wrong question, the right one is "How much deep you believe Rises is as a film?"

Definitely this.