One-Word INCEPTION Story

This 2010 contemporary sci-fi actioner follows a subconscious security team around the globe and into the intimate and infinite world of dreams.
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solo2001 wrote:There have already been good stopping points that people just overlook, so it'll probably go on until the thread dies. But after the first sentence the whole story stopped making sense so there's no logical stopping point in the story anyways. :D
Exactly :D


Cobb was walking in Paris after dark, bloodied & brusied from a beating. Suddenly, a dog humped his leg, causing a massive boner which tore his pants. Then the dog said meow and began to talk about The Dark Knight. Cobb thought that Christopher Nolan did not like dogs so he went to see Miles, which to a Parisian would be absolute stupidity. So Miles stroked Cobbs leg while looking sexy and the dog licked his peanut-butter from a silver spoon. Yusuf interrupted Cobb's dream about Miles jerking Cobb's "Totem" which caused Miles to have some strange orgasm over and over.

Jesus incorporated throbbing into God's sacrificial experiment about squirrels and dreams. Saito then decided to buy large airlines from various defunct Australian dictatorships. Michael Jackson, that child star with AIDS. Speaking Japanese with Jesus Camp, this was in limbo because guinea-pigs didn't approve of anywhere which resulted nevertheless in paranoid homophobia over Inception.

Cobb jerked Saito's notion that rippled water and thought: 'could anyone help me please!' Ariadne, shocked with an extraordinary experience then she danced around with a tire. She suddenly thought how hilarious Yusuf's hair looked when he was touching twelve of the textured replicas representing calendrical variations based on incept dates. Suddenly Eames threw a massive blimp towards a dreamer which caused elephants to fall laughing into carpets. Ariadne began to dream, confronting her worst 'Cobb salad' ever. "MAL!!!!!!!!"

The End Credits start later on when Eames says "Darling, lets dance!" Dancing is the way to escape limbo. But then Yoda danced, causing another ending to the movie. "How dare you contradict peanut and almond with cashew, understand?" exclaimed Arthur. "This shit is serious, man! Seriously, we ate shit and died!" replied Gordon. Then Batman started eating some Cobb and disappeared.

Fin soup, was poisoned by

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Cobb was walking in Paris after dark, bloodied & brusied from a beating. Suddenly, a dog humped his leg, causing a massive boner which tore his pants. Then the dog said meow and began to talk about The Dark Knight. Cobb thought that Christopher Nolan did not like dogs so he went to see Miles, which to a Parisian would be absolute stupidity. So Miles stroked Cobbs leg while looking sexy and the dog licked his peanut-butter from a silver spoon. Yusuf interrupted Cobb's dream about Miles jerking Cobb's "Totem" which caused Miles to have some strange orgasm over and over.

Jesus incorporated throbbing into God's sacrificial experiment about squirrels and dreams. Saito then decided to buy large airlines from various defunct Australian dictatorships. Michael Jackson, that child star with AIDS. Speaking Japanese with Jesus Camp, this was in limbo because guinea-pigs didn't approve of anywhere which resulted nevertheless in paranoid homophobia over Inception.

Cobb jerked Saito's notion that rippled water and thought: 'could anyone help me please!' Ariadne, shocked with an extraordinary experience then she danced around with a tire. She suddenly thought how hilarious Yusuf's hair looked when he was touching twelve of the textured replicas representing calendrical variations based on incept dates. Suddenly Eames threw a massive blimp towards a dreamer which caused elephants to fall laughing into carpets. Ariadne began to dream, confronting her worst 'Cobb salad' ever. "MAL!!!!!!!!"

The End Credits start later on when Eames says "Darling, lets dance!" Dancing is the way to escape limbo. But then Yoda danced, causing another ending to the movie. "How dare you contradict peanut and almond with cashew, understand?" exclaimed Arthur. "This shit is serious, man! Seriously, we ate shit and died!" replied Gordon. Then Batman started eating some Cobb and disappeared.

Fin soup, was poisoned by Mal

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The End Credits start later on when Eames says "Darling, lets dance!" Dancing is the way to escape limbo. But then Yoda danced, causing another ending to the movie. "How dare you contradict peanut and almond with cashew, understand?" exclaimed Arthur. "This shit is serious, man! Seriously, we ate shit and died!" replied Gordon. Then Batman started eating some Cobb and disappeared.

Fin soup, was poisoned by Mal who

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Cobb was walking in Paris after dark, bloodied & brusied from a beating. Suddenly, a dog humped his leg, causing a massive boner which tore his pants. Then the dog said meow and began to talk about The Dark Knight. Cobb thought that Christopher Nolan did not like dogs so he went to see Miles, which to a Parisian would be absolute stupidity. So Miles stroked Cobbs leg while looking sexy and the dog licked his peanut-butter from a silver spoon. Yusuf interrupted Cobb's dream about Miles jerking Cobb's "Totem" which caused Miles to have some strange orgasm over and over.

Jesus incorporated throbbing into God's sacrificial experiment about squirrels and dreams. Saito then decided to buy large airlines from various defunct Australian dictatorships. Michael Jackson, that child star with AIDS. Speaking Japanese with Jesus Camp, this was in limbo because guinea-pigs didn't approve of anywhere which resulted nevertheless in paranoid homophobia over Inception.

Cobb jerked Saito's notion that rippled water and thought: 'could anyone help me please!' Ariadne, shocked with an extraordinary experience then she danced around with a tire. She suddenly thought how hilarious Yusuf's hair looked when he was touching twelve of the textured replicas representing calendrical variations based on incept dates. Suddenly Eames threw a massive blimp towards a dreamer which caused elephants to fall laughing into carpets. Ariadne began to dream, confronting her worst 'Cobb salad' ever. "MAL!!!!!!!!"

The End Credits start later on when Eames says "Darling, lets dance!" Dancing is the way to escape limbo. But then Yoda danced, causing another ending to the movie. "How dare you contradict peanut and almond with cashew, understand?" exclaimed Arthur. "This shit is serious, man! Seriously, we ate shit and died!" replied Gordon. Then Batman started eating some Cobb and disappeared.

Fin soup, was poisoned by Mal who was

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The End Credits start later on when Eames says "Darling, lets dance!" Dancing is the way to escape limbo. But then Yoda danced, causing another ending to the movie. "How dare you contradict peanut and almond with cashew, understand?" exclaimed Arthur. "This shit is serious, man! Seriously, we ate shit and died!" replied Gordon. Then Batman started eating some Cobb and disappeared.

Fin soup, was poisoned by Mal who was brainwashed

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The End Credits start later on when Eames says "Darling, lets dance!" Dancing is the way to escape limbo. But then Yoda danced, causing another ending to the movie. "How dare you contradict peanut and almond with cashew, understand?" exclaimed Arthur. "This shit is serious, man! Seriously, we ate shit and died!" replied Gordon. Then Batman started eating some Cobb and disappeared.

Fin soup, was poisoned by Mal who was brainwashed by

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The End Credits start later on when Eames says "Darling, lets dance!" Dancing is the way to escape limbo. But then Yoda danced, causing another ending to the movie. "How dare you contradict peanut and almond with cashew, understand?" exclaimed Arthur. "This shit is serious, man! Seriously, we ate shit and died!" replied Gordon. Then Batman started eating some Cobb and disappeared.

Fin soup, was poisoned by Mal who was brainwashed by Eddy

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The End Credits start later on when Eames says "Darling, lets dance!" Dancing is the way to escape limbo. But then Yoda danced, causing another ending to the movie. "How dare you contradict peanut and almond with cashew, understand?" exclaimed Arthur. "This shit is serious, man! Seriously, we ate shit and died!" replied Gordon. Then Batman started eating some Cobb and disappeared.

Fin soup, was poisoned by Mal who was brainwashed by Eddy Curry

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The End Credits start later on when Eames says "Darling, lets dance!" Dancing is the way to escape limbo. But then Yoda danced, causing another ending to the movie. "How dare you contradict peanut and almond with cashew, understand?" exclaimed Arthur. "This shit is serious, man! Seriously, we ate shit and died!" replied Gordon. Then Batman started eating some Cobb and disappeared.

Fin soup, was poisoned by Mal who was brainwashed by Eddy Curry.Miles

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The End Credits start later on when Eames says "Darling, lets dance!" Dancing is the way to escape limbo. But then Yoda danced, causing another ending to the movie. "How dare you contradict peanut and almond with cashew, understand?" exclaimed Arthur. "This shit is serious, man! Seriously, we ate shit and died!" replied Gordon. Then Batman started eating some Cobb and disappeared.

Fin soup, was poisoned by Mal who was brainwashed by Eddy Curry.Miles died

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