Second verse is so much better. SO MUCH BETTER.RIFA wrote:
Ayo the bottom line is I'ma fan with a deal
If my arguments don't sell, I'ma hack and steal
You better recognize Bayfan, Nolan's big in the street.
These industry whores startin to look like something called shit.
I'll snatch Bigelow and tell Jim "You wanna see her again?"
Get your ass down to the nearest ATM!
I have dreams fucking your blond ex bitch
And I'll wake up early and bounce with all your shit.
When I apply pressure, son it ain't even funny,
I'm about to stick Pinkett for some of that Willy money.
Charles Bronson? I can get that bitch-ass anytime,
Have Cold Sweat hangin' naked like David Carradine.
Since these Hollywood sluts seem to all be fam
I put the gun to Jolie tell her "Tell your man,
William Bradley, HAHA, shave up that moustache now,
I mean right now"
The only excuse for being wack is diving in fail,
Emmerich can't make good movies if he fake as hell.
I'd slap Shyamalan but that'd be a waste of time,
Probably have to slap him, run and burn his "Sign".
I'd follow Harris from Pollock for four blocks,
Plottin to cruise him back to that island from The Rock.
What Johnny just made, like 1 billy, he got something to live for.
Don't want no mermaid snatching his gold like the bitch from Blow.
I'll man handle Jeffrey like "Dude get on the ground"
You ain't with Walter no more, where you gettin help from now?
I been screamin' on tykjen and m4st4 since they quote me,
Tykjen know not to speak dat ignorant shit 'round me.
I'ma klepto nah forreal son I'm sick,
I'm bout to steal some Kubrick for all that old school shit.
Right now I'm drunk and when I get like this I don't think,
About to make Crazy Eight take off that tight ass dick.
I'll ban George without a Mod, snatch his Binks then run,
This bitch can't write on line right, how he gon' hack me son?
This ain't serious, being a NolanFan can make you delirious,
So we hate and troll so our ones can be bigger,
Duncan Jones, how it feel to rob a industry figure?
X2
I'll catch Vin and Paul Walker right after the Razzies,
And Will Smith and Jada ass down in Miami.
Run up on Mo'Nique and "Precious" with the pound,
Like "You gimme the Oscar and u put the hot dog down".
I figured it out, bitches been robbin Chris before,
That's why his ass don't wanna share no news no more.
Mad at you I'm mocking Talli, Fuck you! Suck me!
Had allstarr with him, shoulda had his balls with him.
Redsmile wanna get down? Well you tell homey,
I'm doing that Megan Fox shit, he should just watch be sad and lonely.
I should cheer Prince, he hold his shit well,
I wanna cheer for solo too, but his union was a fail.
I hit the threads, quote bitches, troll and leave,
Catch this mod in the weather and smack him for the bans he gives.
Tell Teddy with all this shit around "we sure need chee".
Or should I expose their ass for hanging out with the Illuminati.
Mason wanna transform while I'm watching films and ranking them up,
Mr. Caine's like "Fuck NotMovies", troll-hunters pickin' him up.
Stevie tried to hide his shit, Ayo portee I saw ya,
He said "why you naming me? I got nuttin but love for ya!"
Caught Halle Berry for that fine ass piece,
Told her I want it all she said "Even my six-toes feet?"
I caught Clint East on a back street in a black jeep
One at a time, get them out and fuck you it's Nolan's time.
Did you ever think that you would be this rich?
Did you ever think that you would have these hits?
Did you ever think that I'd invade your mind,
And walk of with your shit like it's mine?
I'ma keep stickin' directors until I'm livin'
I'll own users on threads like Kelly pees on women.
Catch Tyson for that tattoo like Stu was pimpin'
I'm angry for real, I'm bout to stick Michel Gondry,
That french-face still eatin' off his first real movie.
I had Bay and the whole gang with their robots on the floor,
He asked me if I had enuff, I told him "Gimme some more"
If you feelin that? Then wait for the sequel,
I gotta get Kirk Douglas for Transformers 4, the prequel.
This ain't serious, being a NolanFan can make you delirious,
So we hate and troll so our ones can be bigger,
Duncan Jones, how it feel to rob a industry figure?
X2
I'm already writing another song following the latest events on this forum.
PS: This is obviously a pamphlet so no need to get mushy.
I was trying to create something like that tonight and you swept it all with this one 
