Happy birthday.

I actually hope it's not happy

you sexy, worthless, pretentious, Midwestern gentleman

happy barfday

Many Happy Returns of the Day

Happy b'day you pretentious Sith Lord.

happs hodgey. may your birthday be like your television, expensive and professionally calibrated

Happy Birthday, hope you find a way to have an enjoyable one despite the tough time you're currently going through.

Happy birthday man. Go treat yourself today m8. Sitting inside on your birthday during these tough times would be hard on you I imagine. Go have some fun

I'm not sure if it's appropriate to say happy birthday, but I wish you the best.£

Changed stupid title.

I guess this breaks my record of lightheartedly insulting members on their birthday.

So, in case you're in a more jovial mood ... go suk a fuk.

But in case you're not ... have a great day, brother. Take one for yourself.