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Vader182 wrote:I mean, I'd post about Keegan, but after he suggested introducing mouse fucking into our sexual relationship, it just- I mean, I put up with the animal role playing and furry crazy shit but this was... it was just too fucking far.

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Vader182 wrote:I mean, I'd post about Keegan, but after he suggested introducing mouse fucking into our sexual relationship, it just- I mean, I put up with the animal role playing and furry crazy shit but this was... it was just too fucking far.

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I asked out another chick.
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Red Hood wrote:I asked out another chick.
Doubt it.
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Vader182 wrote:I mean, I'd post about Keegan, but after he suggested introducing mouse fucking into our sexual relationship, it just- I mean, I put up with the animal role playing and furry crazy shit but this was... it was just too fucking far.

-Vader
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Vader182 wrote:I mean, I'd post about Keegan, but after he suggested introducing mouse fucking into our sexual relationship, it just- I mean, I put up with the animal role playing and furry crazy shit but this was... it was just too fucking far.

-Vader
Sorry. I wanted to find an animal that would have proportionately sized sex organs to your penis size, and a mouse seemed like the best option. I just wanted my man to get his confidence back.
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RyanRises wrote:
Red Hood wrote:I asked out another chick.
Doubt it.
I'll take a pic of the conversation and post it here. I'll do it!
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chinn70 wrote:wat if u're not in lov then ?
Then you're just Friends.
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Crazy Eight wrote:
Vader182 wrote:I mean, I'd post about Keegan, but after he suggested introducing mouse fucking into our sexual relationship, it just- I mean, I put up with the animal role playing and furry crazy shit but this was... it was just too fucking far.

-Vader
Sorry. I wanted to find an animal that would have proportionately sized sex organs to your penis size, and a mouse seemed like the best option. I just wanted my man to get his confidence back.
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