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Confess Your Sins Thread

Posted: August 26th, 2012, 6:59 pm
by Based4Life
I masturbated to porn last night.

Confess Your Sins Thread

Posted: August 26th, 2012, 6:59 pm
by Celestin
Based4Life wrote:I masturbated to porn last night.
I never should've sent you that vid of my cat.

Confess Your Sins Thread

Posted: August 26th, 2012, 7:00 pm
by Cilogy
I have like 17 different accounts on NF.

Confess Your Sins Thread

Posted: August 26th, 2012, 7:00 pm
by steveportee
I stole an old ladies' panties from the laundromat the other day.

Confess Your Sins Thread

Posted: August 26th, 2012, 7:03 pm
by Celestin
I'm an anti-gay marriage family values Republican who secretly chases after young boys and cruises for sex in public restrooms.

Confess Your Sins Thread

Posted: August 26th, 2012, 7:04 pm
by RyanRises
Celestin wrote:I'm an anti-gay marriage family values Republican who secretly chases after young boys and cruises for sex in public restrooms.
We all know that so you dont have to clear it up. Thanks anyways. :twothumbsup:

Confess Your Sins Thread

Posted: August 26th, 2012, 7:05 pm
by IWatchFilmsNotMovies
Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I close my eyes, but I can still see her tits bouncing... When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...

Confess Your Sins Thread

Posted: August 26th, 2012, 7:05 pm
by Celestin
ryan4butler wrote:
Celestin wrote:I'm an anti-gay marriage family values Republican who secretly chases after young boys and cruises for sex in public restrooms.
We all know that so you dont have to clear it up. Thanks anyways. :twothumbsup:
I could've just said "I'm ryan4butler" but I wanted to be more specific.

Confess Your Sins Thread

Posted: August 26th, 2012, 7:06 pm
by dafox
Masturbation
Not going to church
Not praying
Arguing against certain religious teachings
Laziness
Lying

Now I don't have a guilty conscious even though I don't regard the first four as immoral.

Confess Your Sins Thread

Posted: August 26th, 2012, 7:06 pm
by RyanRises
Celestin wrote:
ryan4butler wrote: We all know that so you dont have to clear it up. Thanks anyways. :twothumbsup:
I could've just said "I'm ryan4butler" but I wanted to be more specific.
:lol: you got me good.