The Nymphomaniac (2013)

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Yeah her feet are kinda scary, but I hate feet anyway. Ive always dug her face and she has world class, uh, eyes. And part of the allure of this project (i thought) was the opportunity to see big stars doing the nasty. Ive already seen more than enough from Ms. Gainsborough so she doesnt count, and that goes quadruple for Le Beouf - for different reasons. Laaaaaaars!!!!!!!!!!

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I do think Uma is attractive but too tall for me. I like my women short and a little thick.

i really want to see this fucking movie

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mchekhov 2: Chek Harder wrote:i really want to see this fucking movie
Heh.

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GODDAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT.

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DUN DUN DUNNNN

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Shia's real and prostetic cock were visible. Real one was shia and hidden, fake one was hard enough for a closeup.

Uma's face got... strangely old. Her character was hilarious.

Charlotte and Stellan were the main attractions.

Oh and Slater, he was quite good, played Joe's father.

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February 20 for Vol II! True excite awaits: Joe's matured years, Dafoe, Bell spanking, conclusion. Just to be clear, 2+2 cut is not some PG13 bs, it's still NC-17, but the cut (in the middle) itself feels painfull.

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Shia doesn't seem like such a douche, after all. In that interview at least.

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