Well I agree with the conclusion of the magician's theory, though I am not sure if I follow the rest of his post.
I also agree that it is ridiculous to theorize about things that can't be shown through evidence in the film. Edwin, you may think you have evidence, but in reality what you have is a series of random facts that you didn't understand. Instead of shrugging them off as insignificant or looking for the answer within the film, you have decided to try and connect them together with your vast imagination. And the depths of your imagination must be endless because this world you created lacks evidence and common sense.
Edwin, part of me truly believes that you believe every word of your theory and that you truly did spend years piecing it together. If this is the case, I pity you. This is the ultimate case of curiosity killing the cat, for you have honestly wasted hundreds of hours on a worthless theory about a movie. You truly are a remarkable person.
Another part of me, however, imagines you to be an incredibly elaborate and educated troll. In which case, I admire your dedication and time commitment to your craft. I get the satire behind the trolling and appreciate it. There are so many crazy theories about this movie, I will just make an even crazier one and never support always saying that its impossible to explain. It will totally piss off all these stupid fanboys. However though your dedication is admired, your sanity is in question.
In fact whether you are a troll or not, I believe your sanity must be called into question, because for anyone to dedicate this much time and intellect to an imagined theory about a fictional movie clearly needs help. I don't say this to make light of your problem either, I pity you, and as a religious man, I'll keep your sanity in my prayers. Regardless of your intent in these posts, I bid you good luck.